What will you be eating on Christmas day? I will be in a French household for the first time ever where I will be enjoying a capon. I had a fair idea that this is basically chicken but google tells me it is ‘a castrated domestic cock fattened for eating’ – a little outlandish but will still be delicious. Talking of outlandish – weren’t we just brilliantly inventive in the 70s? Enjoy this little feast – maybe just with your eyes.